Ok, so what do you remember about me?
(as seen on a blog I read and posted here word for word)
If you read this… if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don’t speak often or don’t really know each other)..... Your job, your mission, nay - even your new goal in life is to post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.It can be anything you want - good or bad.
It can be about that time when I spent the night with you in the South American jail because you got drunk and tried to pick up on a cop.... or it could be about that night that felt like that time half a forever ago when you and I hopped on railroad cars and rode clear across Kentucky… BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you’re finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON’T ACTUALLY remember about you!
Post away - and be creative!
To give you an idea, this is the memory I posted on a blog i read.
Hey, dude, d'ya remember that time we were in Morocco in the Peace Corps? And we were going to the coast for some R-n-R, and when our jeep crapped out in the desert, we hijacked those two camels, but the one you were riding had a really bad case of gas and i was behind you, and that SOOO wasn't cool, but along the way we happened on this tiny village that had like, a bunch of grass huts? And they were trying to defind their village against a massive Peruvian fireant invasion? And we came to their rescue with two canteens of water and some strategically placed magnifying glasses? and in gratitude, they chief-dude offered us each a pick of the villages most beautiful virgins--which was great for you, being a guy and all, but really sucked for me, b/c I'm not exactly into playing for my own team, y'know? so i asked for a male virgin, and everyone laughed at me, b/c there is no such thing as a male virgin? yeah, not cool, dude..but really good times...
If you read this… if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don’t speak often or don’t really know each other)..... Your job, your mission, nay - even your new goal in life is to post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.It can be anything you want - good or bad.
It can be about that time when I spent the night with you in the South American jail because you got drunk and tried to pick up on a cop.... or it could be about that night that felt like that time half a forever ago when you and I hopped on railroad cars and rode clear across Kentucky… BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you’re finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON’T ACTUALLY remember about you!
Post away - and be creative!
To give you an idea, this is the memory I posted on a blog i read.
Hey, dude, d'ya remember that time we were in Morocco in the Peace Corps? And we were going to the coast for some R-n-R, and when our jeep crapped out in the desert, we hijacked those two camels, but the one you were riding had a really bad case of gas and i was behind you, and that SOOO wasn't cool, but along the way we happened on this tiny village that had like, a bunch of grass huts? And they were trying to defind their village against a massive Peruvian fireant invasion? And we came to their rescue with two canteens of water and some strategically placed magnifying glasses? and in gratitude, they chief-dude offered us each a pick of the villages most beautiful virgins--which was great for you, being a guy and all, but really sucked for me, b/c I'm not exactly into playing for my own team, y'know? so i asked for a male virgin, and everyone laughed at me, b/c there is no such thing as a male virgin? yeah, not cool, dude..but really good times...
posted by ~ruthie @ 3:15 PM
3 Comments:
At 4:45 PM,
Tee/Tracy said…
LOL. Ok.
Ruthie, I hate to have to tell this story out in public, but you asked for it.
Do you remember that time we had a double date with those hot brothers in junior high? What were their names? John and Jason Thompson! They were so cute. Your Mom said we could watch a movie in the basement so we were all sitting together on the couch watching Forrest Gump and munching popcorn and drinking Coke when your dog Bobo came in with a dirty pair of underwear from your room! You freaked out so bad that Coke sprayed out your nose all over Jason and then you started choking. OMG. That was hilarious.
At 10:36 AM,
Anonymous said…
Remember the year 1435 when we were brittish princesses riding our horses in the forest. We saw that really bright light and it was two cute aliens from Rigel-7. Remember how cool they were and how they picked us up and took us to that bar. I think it was somewhere in the Andromeda Galaxy if I remember correctly. Oh.. if I could only remember the name of that bar they had the best Antarian Smoke Shooters in the Universe. Anyway, I remember how we thought for sure the alien with the little blue ball on his forehead was probably gay becasue he danced way too well in zero g but later we found out that they were actually asexual. What a riot! Gosh remember nursing those hang-overs floating in hyperspace. I think the best part of the trip that I will never forget was when you belted out "Oh, yeah well if you are smarter than the Earth race what is the meaning to life the Universe and Everything"...we both said 42 LOL. Of course, when they actually showed us the answer that was when we began to drink a bit heavier if I recall properly. Oh yeah, and it was really funny when they took us to meet God who was actually a business man on a planet at the edge of the Universe that deals in crooked tenament real estate. That was a bit sobering. What a great time ! Too bad that when we got back to Earth some 500 plus years later no one we knew was around to tell. That sucked... but hey we got some cool t-shirts from Aldebaran-4.
At 1:12 PM,
Aisha said…
Remember that time that we were driving to the library to study for our finals and you accidentaly ran over a homeless guy? I can't believe we didn't see him coming, but do you remember how we had to haul him into our backseat and take him to the emergency room and then that really cute doctor was bandaging him up? And then I said I was going to ask him out but you beat me to it! I never told you this but I was so mad at you. But luckily then ofcourse as you well know the male nurse walked by and you know what happened then.... lol.. so couldnt exactly stay mad at you for too long! :)
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